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The happenings of a Squishy Penguin
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ampervadasz:

Posted 6 hours ago on Aug 23rd with 263 notes
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zhench:

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pet the mon

Posted 6 hours ago on Aug 23rd with 545 notes
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thatmooncake:

[A full body coloured image of Moon (on the left) and Sun (on the right) riding a tandem bicycle in a manner similar to the bike fall meme. Sun is steering the bike with a blank smile as he gazes forward. Moon is sat facing away from the viewer, gazing into the distance. On the back of the tandem bike (on the left, next to Moon) is a Sun plush sitting facing away from the viewer. Sitting in a basket at the front of the bike (next to Sun) is a Moon plush. Only the Moon plush's head is visible, poking out from the top of the basket.]ALT
[A full body colour image of Moon (on the left) and Sun (on the right) teetering off balance as they ride their tandem bicycle in a manner similar to the bike fall meme. Moon can be seen from the back and is jolted upright and knocked off balance, with his left foot in the air, having let go of the pedal. Sun is teetering forward lopsidedly, his eyes widened slightly, trying to grip the handle with his left hand. To the left of Moon, the Sun plush is falling off of the bike, limbs splayed out, facing Moon as it falls. To the right of Sun, the Moon plush is toppling around in the basket at the front of the bike.]ALT
[A full body coloured image of Sun and Moon collapsed on the floor with a toppled tandem bike lying on the side of the road in the grass between them in a manner similar to the bike fall meme. Moon is lying facing the viewer with a blank grin on his face, both arms stretched out across the floor above his head, his legs stretched out behind him, left leg bent at the knee. Sun is hunched over, both arms crossed and wrapped around his left knee which is raised up to his chest with a tear in his eye, his grin strained. To the left of Moon is a toppled Sun plush with its right leg in the air.]ALT

When you just can’t brake the cycle

(AKA Sun and Moon vs a tandem bike based on the wacky and wonderful responses to the Sun and Moon bike post)

Posted 6 hours ago on Aug 23rd with 1,430 notes
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finniestoncrane:

anyway, i wrote a dirty talk smut prompt list that got ri’s seal of approval and i am so excited for it to come out in my queue in five years hlkhkjhasd

despazito:

“we don’t need these animals when we have machines”

“I don’t need a garden I can just go to the store”

“I don’t need to go to the library I have a smartphone”

“I can just watch it online”

“I can just order it to my house”

“I can just stay home”

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“why am I so lonely?”

Posted 10 hours ago on Aug 23rd with 601 notes
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ampervadasz:

Unmute !

Posted 11 hours ago on Aug 23rd with 387 notes
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jaded-stag:

I keep seeing people making fun of using growled, hissed, roared, snarled etc in writing and it’s like.

have you never heard someone speak with the gravel in their voice when they get angry? Because that’s what a growl is.

Have you never heard someone sharply whisper something through the thin space of their teeth? Or when your mother sharply told you to stop it in public as a kid when you were acting up/being too loud? Because that’s what a hiss is.

Have you never heard a man get so blackout angry that their voice BOOMS through the house? Because that’s what a roar is.

Have you never seen someone bare their teeth while talking to accentuate their frustration or anger while speaking with a vicious tone? Because that’s what snarling is.

It’s not meant to be a literal animal noise. For the love of god, not every description is literal. I get some people are genuinely confused, but also some of these people are genuinely unimaginative as fuck.

Posted 12 hours ago on Aug 23rd with 16,061 notes
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jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear:

BTAS Scarecrow + Googly Eyes

Posted 13 hours ago on Aug 23rd with 570 notes
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